Tuesday, October 30, 2018

"Midweek Magic 2018 #41:The Treachery of Land"


"Midweek Magic 2018 #41:The Treachery of Land"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

It was my first sortie battling a Bromance EDH deck. At first glance everything was beneficial. A draw or a land drop was always wonderful.

And with my new formed Braids deck I was ahead in creatures and even had the fortune of copying Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis so that I had my own extra draw and land drop.

Of course that is the whole plan of the deck. To lull you into thinking how lucky you are to have so much mana available. That is until a well time Treacherous Terrain with a Reverberate or Twincast actually kills you.

So much for the camaraderie.

"The Dragon's Old Friend"



"The Dragon's Old Friend"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Linnie and V's eye met and like old friends V ever slightly nodded to where the Vans were and Linnie made an excuse to go and get something that she had left there. Their manager started to say something but a look from Linnie herself stopped him in his tracks. Something that he will later not recall except as a feeling of cold water when Linnie would look at him in the future.

When Linnie had left , V followed.He pretended to open the back of the van and joined in what the short haired girl in her search.

"Just like old times. I was surprised to see you here though. Doesn't the Yuu clan want you on a short leash?"

Linnie looked at V with so much poison in her eyes. "And who's fault do you think that is V?"

"Like I said then , it was not yours or mine. It was merely the circumstances that we were in with..."

"Don't you mention his name. You don't deserve to even mention it." Linnie pretended to pat the back of the chairs as if something might fall down but it was actually a way for her to not hit the Dragon.

"Now normally I know what Dragons want with a Garden of Maidens like this but as of now that is not clear to me and I think you owe me an answer. Why are you here? Why show here and potentially make a mess of what we are doing as a group?"

"You thought I was here for you. I am here for one person and one person alone."

"Are you telling me that you have found her? One of us? Your beloved maiden lost in time?"

"Yes and being the same age as me you know full well who I am referring to."

Linnie was fast and she produced a dagger and poised it at the back of V's neck. "Do you remember this dagger? It was your gift. Aim for the back of the Dragons neck in human form where their scales cannot reach and their talons cannot wander into. The spot where the dagger laced with Death Dragon poison can do it's worse damage. Do you remember saying that to me?"

"Of course I do. Linnie. It sounds funny to me calling you by that name but one has to keep appearances.Please do not misread the reason why I am here."

"Dragons devour maidens. And if you touch a single hair on our princess I will be there to stop you."

"I highly doubt that you can stop me but you know way better that if I had wanted someone devoured then I would not go through the motions of pretending to be human and blending in."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"I mean to die."

"What? The self absorbed V of old saying that he will lay his life for a maiden? One that probably even has the bulk of the 1st Dragons essence? Do you expect me to believe that?"

"I am tired Linnie. My house wants me to succeed as the Silver Emperor. To hold the balance between this plane and the other ones surrounding it. When it was my wrong doing that allowed those monsters to be stronger. I am tired of the cycle of death."

"So why are you here if not to devour the princess?"

"I am here to protect her. In my state there are others in the world that are far stronger. I have managed to beat them with luck and strategy for now but I know that day by day I am running low on those."

"So you want to protect the princess to prevent others from Ascending as well? Doesn't that make this cycle even worse."

"You and I are old enough to know that. But I am tired of Maiden after Maiden dying for Dragons. The cycle has to end."

"I am sorry V but you know that in order for that cycle to end , one must reunite the orbs of the 1st and hold the line permanently."

"Or Obliterate the portals that keep on opening around the world"

"Both tasks are impossible. I helped you in both remember. Before..."

"I know. I am sorry Linnie. You can ignore me after this talk. I will not bother you. Just know that I am here for YuuA and her protection."

Linnie lowered the dagger she had held for so long against the base of V's skull.

"If you say that you will protect her as we are all doing then you will have no problems with me. Your issue and mine have nothing to do with her. But know that there will be no forgiveness from me no matter what happens."

V looked at the maiden who seemed young but was the oldest among her members and V remembered the promise he had made to her and her brother. Something that he knew he would not be able to keep. For now Linnie would be silent on who he really was but he knew that she would need her for the future.

V slid his palms together and handed Linnie a pair of earrings.

"Here. Tell them that this was a gift from your....brother...and that you had to just find it."

Linnie took the earrings , looked at V and strode off. 

"One of these days we would have to deal with that fact Linnie but not today."

Monday, October 29, 2018

"Parang Kayo."


"Parang Kayo."
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

I
Di ko makita ang dulo nito
pinasok na problemang di gusto
Pero ito at napasubo
iniwang mga bagay na di naman bago

II
Di inaasahan mawawala ng ganun lang
Sumasama ang loob sa bawat saglit
Naiwan , nabigatan , nahusgahan
at para sa akin at bakit?

III
Kung ikaw na ang kumilos
Gumawa ng solusyon
Ikaw na naging responsable
Ikaw pa din ang mali?

IV
Anak niyo nga ako
Ginawa ang tama
Nahusgahan pa din
at natatawag na mali.

UHG Bldg.O , Quezon City 10/13/18 2:16am

"Doc In , Doc Out: Wag mo kasi habulin."


"Doc In , Doc Out: Wag mo kasi habulin."
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Patient: "Doc hinahabol ko po yung hininga ko..."

Me: "Paano pong hinahabol?" Observing how she speaks and how her chest moves.

Patient: "Parang kapag humihinga po ako kailangan kong habulin."

Me: (Looks at pulseoximeter at 98-99%. Almost tempted to say.)
"Kaya kayo napapagod eh. Wag niyo po kasing habulin."

"Magic Funeral Plan"


"Magic Funeral Plan"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

One Magic player decided to do a survey to get a pulse on how people feel about buying out cards of a deceased Magic players cards on the cheap. Basically an after life plan for a players Magic cards. You can read the entire post for yourself here if you have not read the original post which has now been deleted.

The responses to this particular post in Tambayan was met with anger but most had made passionate points about leaving cards to loved one or maybe teaching those same loved ones the real value of these cards before some Magic Vulture swoops in and buys them for TCG25 instead of the usual TCG40 or 50. 

While I do understand that this was just probably a survey one cannot help but be a little fishy since this was reportedly the same person who had the idea of loaning cards for a small rental fee. I cannot blame him for having good ideas as a businessman. It just feels a little slimy to actually say things like.

"Condolence po Maam , just in case po pala Buying po ako ng mga cards at ano pang Magic related items na iniwan ni Sir."

Too soon. Too soon. I don't think that those left behind will have that other persons hobby in mind now that he or she is gone.

For whatever purpose that this guy had for posting this survey it made me think about the future , my future. 

My wife and Aven can surely play magic and thanks to my non-stop speculations of card prices they have some inkling as to how much my cards actually cost now.

And It dawned on me that like my Dad I had no will or plan of my own.What I really want is to leave all my cards with Aven and if she somehow chose to part ways with it I will leave her a guide on how to get a good price for them. I would also refer my wife and her to 2 of my most trusted friends. ST Estrella and Mark Anthony Abude who will help them get a fair price for what I have left.

They may not want to have anything to do with my cards but at least I will be leaving them a little something when I go. And I have my friends who will help them.

"Midweek Magic 2018 #40:Compleating Prossh"


"Midweek Magic 2018 #40:Compleating Prossh"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

As a Phyrexian nothing gives me greater pleasure than winning via the Infect mechanic. Lately I have been tasting several doses of my own medicine. 

So I did not expect an Infect win using my newly reformed Braids deck. Pao had cast Prossh and I was eager to Compleat it with a Corrupted Conscience.

When it came to my end of the battlefield Pao forgot to cast creatures. I already had Arcanis ,  Omenspeaker , Braids herself and Man O war out. On my turn I had plopped down a Vizier of Many Faces via Braids ability.

I attacked with Prossh who was now Infected and using his own ability pumped him for 5 more points of damage sacrificing my 5 existing creatures. A compleat victory! 

"Doc In , Doc Out: Trapo Sumagot"


"Doc In , Doc Out: Trapo Sumagot"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD


Me: "Sir ano po ang gamot ninyo?"

Patient: "Doc , matagal ko na pong iniinom yung gamot ko. Mga 7 years na."

Me:"Ah. Ano po ang pangalan ng gamot niyo?"

Patient: "Di ko po alam."

Me:"Ah. Sige po may reseta po ba kayo diyan?"

Hands over medications prescribed by Cardio dated a month ago. 

Me:"Ito po ba yung mga gamot na iniinom niyo for 7 years or bago lang ito."

Patient: "Bago lang po."

Me:"Ah. So last month mo lang ito sinimulang inumin?"

Patient: "Opo,"

Me:"Ilang oras tulog mo Sir?"

Patient: "Ok naman po."

Me:"Mga ilang nga oras po?"

Patient: "Mga 7 hours po."

Me: (On the inside) "Parang di naman."