"Bloodcrazed Paladin: Feeding on death"
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD
In one of my most favorite dreams I was against an EDH player who used Tooth and Nail to get a Kiki-Jiki, Mirror breaker out and a Zealous Conscript that produced a gazillion tokens.
This player then declared his attack with all these haste creatures and with a smile on my face I casted Rout that destroyed his gazillion tokens and before he could even recover I then cast Bloodcrazed Paladin making it a Gazillion/Gazillion power and toughness creature.
A single bead of sweat fell down my opponents forehead as he realized what had happened. I then cast Fling and threw my Gazillion/Gazillion power toughness vampire at my opponent.
In my dream I laughed a maniacal laugh for a long time.
Then I woke. And I started making my Licia Mardu EDH vampire deck with BloodCrazed Paladin , Rout and Fling. Now all I need is someone who loves making gazillion tokens.
(Insert Maniacal laughter here)