"Doc In , Doc Out Espesyal Letter to patients: Murdered Edition"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD
Dear not so smart murderer,
Why oh why do you have to pull put things from your big toe when you are not trained to do so? Even surgeons see the insanity of operating on themselves and yet you with all your smarts have decided to mutilate your big toe and then demand that we send you home.
We can give you medicines. I can probably do and incision and drainage but it seems that your heart is set on going home despite being able to work. Of course my heart is also set on not letting you go home. Guess who wins?
So next time you get the urge to "murder" your toe just get one of the nice ladies in the parlor to do it. Not only are they more experienced and qualified to do this than you but they would gladly do it for a fraction of the sum that it took for you to have such a bad day.
Di nagmamahal,
Doc June
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