Wednesday, May 1, 2013

"Magic: You Don't do that to me moments"



"Magic: You Don't do that to me moments"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr. 


Willie Revillame is really one arrogant bag of air. 
When I usually channel flip  and I land on his show I watch it for the ladies.Hehehhee

He quoted something that is now part of our everyday lives when he fired Ethel Booba from the show and that is the line: "You don't do that to me"

There have been numerous online Memes about it and here are some possible Magic Memes about Mr. Revillames famous line..."You don't do that to me"

1) "Aatake ka kasi akala mo ala akong blocker tapos pag nakita mong meron di ka na lang aatake..."

"You don't do that to me"

2) "Paatakihin mo ako tapos pagbibilangin mo ako kung ilan ang damage na tatama sa iyo tapos magkoconcede ka lang?"

"You don't do that to me"

3) "Magkacast ka ng spell tapos makikita mo na kakacounterin ko lang , tapos para kang Monkey the Luffy na Goma-Goma ang spell..."

"You don't do that to me"

"Goma - Goma!"


4) "Nakita mo na marami akong 2/2 creatures at isang 3/3...Nag Black Sun Zenith ka for 2...Nung sinabi ko na kulang mana mo para patayin yung 3/3 ko nagdadag ka ng isa pang mana..."

"You don't do that to me" ( namimihasa tayo ng ganyan sir eh)

5) "Atake ako ng atake , sulat ako ng sulat ng damage kahit 1 damage lang  , tapos ikaw take lang ng take at di nagtatrack ng sarili mong buhay..tapos sasabihin mo dinadaya kita at nagtawag ka pa ng judge...

"You don't do that to me"

6) "Magsasabi ka ng "Done" , tapos sasabihin mo wait lang...tapos magkacast ka ng DOJ!!!"

"You don't do that to me"

"Teka Sir , Teka Sir..DOJ po..."


7) "Magpapilot ka ng deck na may birthing pod ,di mo alam ang piyesa tapos hanap ka ng hanap ng card na nasa graveyard mo na pala...tapos mauubusan tayo ng oras tapos magdodraw tayo?"

"You don't do that to me"

8) "Papahiramin kita ng piyesa tapos makikita ko sa mga MTG forums sa facebook na binebenta mo na?"

"You don't do that to me"

9) "Sasabihin mo kailangan mo ng mga piyesa para sa EDH deck mo...bibigyan naman kita kasi team mate kita tapos walang awa mo akong papaslangin sa gitna ng 4 man elimination?

"You don't do that to me"

10) "Sasabihan mo ako ng "Dahil tropa kita ibebenta ko itong card na ito sa iyo ng murang mura" tapos malalaman ko na pinatungan mo ng 200% yung card. Akala ko ba tropa tayo?"

"You don't do that to me"

And there you go...10 magic moments where the response "You don't do that to me" is appropriate.
so what was your favorite? has this happened to you as well? Do you have a magic moment that merits this response as well? Tell me all about it. Post it down there.You know what to do. 















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