"Sensei Golden Tail : Making Everything Learn Bushido"

 "Sensei Golden Tail : Making Everything Learn Bushido"

by:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Before Mentor was a thing in Boros , there was one other creature that can teach you to be a warrior or in this case a samurai...interestingly this Sensei can put a counter on a creature and make it a samurai and so if you are already suspending your disbelief with the creature type Fox Samurai  , Sensei Golden Tail can make Negan a Samurai or better yet bestow the actual title on the katana wielding Michonne.

"Now a Human Samurai Warrior!"

These are humans. They can hold swords. It kind of still makes sense.

It gets weirder when you have Nezahal or Zetalpa become a samurai! Or Emrakul and Ulamog gaining Bushido 1. Or a freaking dinosaur! Or a crewed Vehicle that becomes a Samurai.  Which actually makes it an actual Samurai Transformer.

"Time to make Eldrazi Samurai a thing"

Alright. I got that off my chest. Maybe tomorrow I would not be talking about the Kitsune or any of their ilk but as Baby Metal used to say "Only the Fox God knows."