"Zendiclues: Lands with New Choices"

"Zendiclues: Lands with New Choices" 

by:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

"Lands that come with a choice you’ve never had before..."

I am sure that Mark Rosewater meant this particular land that had been leaked before Zendiclues came out. Where you could choose which side of the card you would use on the battlefield. Either a Plains or Island in this particular case. 

Of course I had other things in store for this one and one of the choices might be this:

1) When this land enters the battlefield choose the player on your left or right. Slap that player until he or she discards a card from their hand or sacrifices a permanent. You draw a card.

How is that for a choice?

2) Or How about When this land enters the battlefield Counter Target Spell or Draw 3 cards and then put 2 cards from your hand on top of your library. An opponent punches you in the nose so you won'r do it again.

3) Or When this land enters the battlefield You win the game or an Opponent Loses the game? Interesting right? Then you get kicked in the nuts for pulling off  a turn one win condition.

Oh well a guy could dream right?