"Flood of Tears: Mostly Others Tears..."

"Flood of Tears: Mostly Others Tears..."

by:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD 

Flood of Tears is just the kind of card that one would look for if you want to spread a little misery among your EDH play groupmates while maintaining an edge over them. 

This 6 mana sorcery forces everyone to bounce all their non-land permanents to their hands and that in itself foils a lot of end game plans for some. And to add insult to injury while everyone suddenly finds all their hands full you have a chance to plop down a non-land permanent. Only if you were able to return 4 non-token permanents to your hands. And you get to ask yourself the question what is it that I want to put on the battlefield the most?

So you choose this card. 

And then that is about the time that you need to excuse yourself from the game to gloat but mainly to not be beaten up by the players who can't play any of their cards at the moment.Yeah. You'd be tearing up with joy with this most evil plot. Make sure not to tear up when no one wants to play with you in the next few weeks.