"Simic Pets Inc."

"Simic Pets Inc."

by:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

The Simic Soap...err...sigil is a proof or symbol of excellence. The Simic has improved on the frail body of mere humans and simply created more.

And if they can do that for humans , think of the benefits that they could give your pets by a simple rearrangement of their genetic code. 

I mean take the Sharktocrab! It makes me want to sing and dance. Sharktocrab du du du du du Sharktocrab du du du du.

Seriously though this is one pet that you really want to have on your side , Those tentacles are made for grabbing over long distance , those claws are for shredding and those razor sharp teeth is for whatever else that survives. At 4 mana and 4/4 the Sharktocrab is one FishOctupus Crab that is much better dishing out pain rather than being put in a dish. I can just imagine how that all tastes like. The cholesterol alone....

Anyway , Sharktocrab features the new Simic Mechanic Adapt. You can pay 2 mana of any color and Simic Colors and Adapt 1. You put a +1/+1 counter on the already big 4/4 and it also taps target creature that does not untap on it's controller next step. As if the prospect of being eaten by the Sharktocrab isn't enough , you now have been deprived of a blocker. 

Great. Thanks a lot Simic Pets Inc.