Monday, February 12, 2018

"Doc In , Doc Out: Parang ano po , Parang ano..."


"Doc In , Doc Out: Parang ano po , Parang ano..."
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Overheard at the Clinic:

Patient:(Rushing In) Nurse gusto kong magpauwi.
Nurse: Ano po ba ang nararamdaman ninyo?
Patient: Parang nilalagnat po  , na parang Sinisipon po , na parang malat ang boses.
Nurse:(looks at me and I signal for her to give me a consultation sheet and hand over this patient)

Patient:Good evening po Doc.
Me: Good evening po Sir. So lahat po ng nararamdaman ninyo eh puro parang , di kayo sure pero ang sure niyo po ay gusto niyong magpauwi?
Patient:(calmed down) Opo

After examining the patient who neither has a cough , cold , fever or hoarseness I was sure in my decision to send him back to the floor.Yan sure na sure po.

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