"Maybe I’m a Comedian After All: The People Who Laughed at My Jokes."
by:
Virgilio F. De Leon Jr., MD
I have recently started compiling my jokes in the hope that I might finally go on an open mic sometime soon.
It has been a dream of mine to stand in front of people again and simply tell jokes.
Recently, I started practicing some of my material on my daughter, Aven, as we drove through Cavite from Tagaytay. The nightmarishly long route wasn't so bad because we got to bond again over stories, observations, and jokes.
Needless to say, some of my jokes were absolute hits.
Aven would giggle and snicker, and I would immediately file that reaction away as:
KEEP THIS ONE.
And then there were the jokes that completely bombed.
One time she basically gave me the equivalent of a professional comedy note:
“Aw, Dad. You can't tell that joke. People will totally feel for the guy in that joke.”
Honestly?
That was good feedback.
It meant the material might actually work if I tweaked it a little more. Make it tighter. Improve the transitions. Change the wording. Find the right moment to deliver the punchline.
The more I work on this, the more I realize that the art of making people laugh is scary serious.
Some people seem to have the talent naturally. They can make a room laugh almost as easily as breathing.
Others have to work at it.
I think I am somewhere in between—or perhaps still trying to figure out which one I am.
I am not even sure if all of my stories would translate well into stand-up comedy.
I can tell a story and get a polite smile.
Or I can keep piling on details, observations, and little quips until suddenly someone is almost collapsing on the floor laughing.
Those moments are probably one of my favorite highs as a person.
I can't really call myself a comedian yet.
I don't think I've earned the right to use that word.
But I have had moments.
Moments I remember.
Moments that still make me happy.
“Masakit na ang panga ko.”
“Masakit na ang tiyan ko. Tama na.”
Music to my ears.
I remember making my best friend laugh after he had an appendectomy in UST.
He was laughing so hard that he eventually looked at me and said:
“Brod, bubukas yung tahi ko.”
Precious.
Then there was the time I saw our usually dignified and composed pastors and pastoras practically falling out of their seats laughing at one of my Batangueño characters.
This was a Christian camp, of all places.
I am pretty sure they needed the laugh.
And honestly?
So did I.
Remarkable.
Then there is my ex-girlfriend, who eventually became my wife.
There was a time when she suddenly exhaled Sprite through her nose because I made a joke that made her laugh and choke at the same time.
Absolute treasure.
I married her partly because she used to laugh at all my jokes.
Now that I am experimenting with new material, she sometimes gives me that look and simply says:
“Ang corny.”
So naturally, I switch to the more violent jokes.
For some reason, those are the ones that make her smile.
Marriage is strange.
Then there is my Mom.
There was one time when she told me, quite directly, that this better be funny because she wasn't in the mood.
Needless to say, the joke bombed.
Completely.
But I remember the moment because my Mom is usually such a happy person, and I get to talk to her a lot when she finally sits still and isn't busy planning something for the family.
Even when the joke doesn't land, those moments are precious.
Then there is my Dad.
I think I have only heard my Dad genuinely guffaw once.
It was over a joke involving a bald man being introduced as a “Bokal Solo.”
I also remember him making a joke with me once.
He casually asked:
“Bakit yung mga girlfriend ng kapatid mo mukhang mga construction worker?”
And I almost banged my head against the gate because we were literally just standing there when he said it.
That was my Dad.
And sometimes I wonder how I ever managed to make that man laugh when he could apparently come up with lines like that himself.
Maybe that is the strange thing about comedy.
You never really know which joke is going to stay with someone.
You don't know which story will make them laugh until their stomach hurts.
You don't know which silly observation will become something they remember years later.
And maybe that is why I keep writing.
Not because I am ready to call myself a comedian.
Not yet.
But because I have experienced what it feels like to make someone laugh.
I have seen the smiles.
I have heard the snickers.
I have heard people say their jaw hurts.
I have heard someone laugh so hard that they worried about their stitches.
I have watched my wife nearly spray Sprite through her nose.
I have watched pastors and pastoras lose their composure.
I have made my daughter laugh in the middle of a ridiculously long drive.
And I have even managed, somehow, to make my Dad laugh.
Those moments are worth something.
Maybe one of these jokes I am writing will eventually make it onto a stage.
Maybe I'll stand in front of a room full of strangers, tell the joke, and hear absolutely nothing.
That is part of the risk.
Maybe the joke will bomb.
Maybe someone will stare at me.
Maybe I'll hear the dreaded silence that every aspiring comedian fears.
Or maybe, just maybe, somebody will laugh.
And perhaps that will be enough to make me want to tell another one.
So I will keep writing.
Keep tightening the stories.
Keep practicing the transitions.
Keep testing the punchlines on the people brave enough to sit through them.
And maybe, someday, I will finally earn the right to call myself a comedian.
Until then, I am perfectly happy being the guy who keeps trying to make people laugh.
Because when someone finally does laugh until their jaw hurts, their stomach hurts, or they nearly lose their Sprite through their nose—
well...
that's music to my ears.
Here is to that future.