Showing posts with label Doc In. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doc In. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Doc In , Doc Out: "Agad Agad?"


 Doc In , Doc Out: "Agad Agad?"

By:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD


Nurse: "Sir bago po tayo magtuloy ng teleconsult may ipapadala po ako na consent form sa email ninyo. Pakipapirmahan po at isend back sa amin."


Patient(Over Phone): "So isesend niyo po sa email ko?"


Nurse: "Opo"


Patient: "Tapos sasagutan ko na agad?"


Me (Nakikinig lang): (Sige Sir Next week mo na lang sagutan para next week na tayo magteleconsult).


Patient: "Tapos Nurse isend back ko na ba agad?"


Nurse: "Opo"


Buti na lang ang haba ng pasensiya ni Maam Nurse Hehehehe.

Friday, October 8, 2021

"Doc In , Doc Out: 17 years Ago"

 "Doc In , Doc Out: 17 years Ago"

by:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD


17 years ago on a cold afternoon where I have spent most of the day out of sorts my mom had knocked on my door. We had people who we consider as family who was having a baby. It was not her due date yet but she was having birthing pains.

I hurriedly changed clothes to accompany them to the hospital. Though I had experience giving birth to babies during my duties in Fabella , this would the first time that I will be on my own.

We had ridden the Honda City that we owned , the same one that I have spent driving now going to and fro from my duties. Just as we were about to turn left to go to MCU from our street  , our family friend was screaming in pain and she herself felt that the baby was about to go out. 

So we stopped in front of the old gasoline station in front of San Guillermo street and I assisted the best I could in this birth. It was a baby who had already been macerated or had died inside the womb. The reason we would learn later on was that it's cord twisted to the point that it can no longer receive much needed oxygen and blood from his mother. It was a boy. The car already smelled of amniotic fluid among other things , I had caught the baby and was now laying it on top of his mom's chest. 

We went to the MCU hospital where I would relay the grim news to my own mom and that our family friend would stay in the hospital under antibiotics for a week or so.

17 years ago I have been experiencing death and pain. I know that feeling of loss , to know that you will be carrying a little life inside only to lose it without a fight. I have seen it in my rounds in Fabella where we would have to complete abortions. Explain to the expactant , hopeful mothers that their little one's are gone. 

17 years and I have been the bearer of bad and good news. Rest in peace little one.  

Monday, August 13, 2018

Doc in , Doc out: "Doc , Puwede na."


Doc in , Doc out: "Doc , Puwede na."
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

While taking a female patients OB history

Me: Nagkababy na po ba kayo Maam? (learning from previous experience)

Patient: Di pa po Doc. Single pa po. Pero puwede na.
(And then she gave me that look.)

Me: (Opens Door much wider)...Sige po , Moving on.  

#innocentquestions
#anobadiakoready

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

"Doc In , Doc Out July 2017 #2: Palayain ang Dugo!!!"



"Doc In , Doc Out July 2017 #2: Palayain ang Dugo!!!"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr. MD

Patient(talking to reception): Andito po ako kasi nahuli po yung dugo ko kahapon?

Me(to myself): "So papinyansahan niyo  po ba yung nahuli niyong dugo?""

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

"Doc In , Doc Out July 2017 #1: Kailan po ulit?"

"Doc In , Doc Out July 2017 #1: Kailan po ulit?"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD


Doc: Anong taon po kayo naoperahan sir?
Patient: Di ko na po matandaan Doc eh. 10 years ago.
Doc: Ah.10 years ago. Pero di mo po matandaan?
Patient: Opo.
Doc:Ok.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #4: "Ilang beses daw?"



Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #4: "Ilang beses daw?"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Me: Ilang beses niyo po iniinom sa isang itong Metformin?
Patient: Isang Araw po.
Me: Ok. Isang beses isang araw tama?
Patient: Opo

Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #3: "This Meme...Only for real"


Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #3: "This Meme...Only for real"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Patient: Doc masakit po yung kamay ko kapag ginaganito(Proceeds to twist her right wrist)
Me: (reminded of this meme almost blurting out: Then dont do it!) Ah ilang araw na po yang ganyan?"

Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #2: "Naisip lang niya!"



Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #2: "Naisip lang niya!"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

Overheard on the Radio:

Announcer: Ito si Mr. ______ isang ahente ng _____
Mr.____: Minsan naranasan ko na din na ihi ako ng ihi at sumasakit ang likod ko. Kaya naisipin kong magpaultra sound...

Me: Ang lupit ni Sir. Ultrasound kaagad ang naisip niya!

Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #1 : "Ano ang apelyido mo?"



Doc In , Doc Out June 2017 #1 : "Ano ang apelyido mo?"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

When I have finished processing patients I usually try to call out names and when no one responds I ask random patients who are in line for the other sections like Laboratory or Xray so I can process them first. I approached one gentleman and said.

Me: Sir , ano po ang apelyido ninyo? (While looking at the charts I  was carrying)
Patient: Ah Kakain lang po ako saglit.
Me: (Ang haba naman ng apelyido niyo Sir)

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

"Ang Licensed Physisherman at ang mga Fisherman"


"Ang Licensed Physisherman at ang mga Fisherman"
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr. MD

Gaano kadaming beses mo bang puwedeng ma-spell ang salitang Fisherman? Aba madami pala. Sa aking linya ng trabaho marami akong nakakakasalamuha sa kanila at labis akong natutuwa sa mga sinusulat nila kung ano ang kanilang napiling trabaho.

Ito ay ilan lamang sa mga spelling na aking nakalap habang inaaliw ang sarili sa trabahong napili.

1) Phisherman - Pang Scam!
2) Pisherman - Ito yata yung hinahanap ni Nemo eh.
3) Pisserman - Palaging umiihi o laging galit?
4) Fisserman
5) Fishermhan - Ok na sana eh
6) Fissanman - Parang powder sa likod(malabo lang talaga ang sulat)
7) Fiherman - Di ko alam pero parang may kulang eh

Di ka talagang magiging bored kahit paulit ulit na ang tanong mo ay iba iba pa din ang sagot. 

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

"12?"




"12?"


ME:Sige po. Anong lihira po ang pinakamalinaw?
Patient: 12 po doc.
ME: hanggang 8 lang po sa chart sir...

S-quib




"S-quib"

Patient: Actually doc remedical lang ako kasi po last January dahil sa S-quib.
Me: Ano po? S-quib?
Patient: Yung dinurog po yung kidney stone ko doc. S-quib
Me: Shockwave po ba yun?
Patient: Yun po yun doc S-quib
Me: Ok.