Meanwhile in a Certain Company Clinic in QC: "Busta Rhymes"

 Meanwhile in a Certain Company Clinic in QC: "Busta Rhymes"

by:

Virgilio F. De leon Jr.MD

A patient came in for fit to work:

Me: Good evening po , Doc De leon po ako. Ano po ang reason kung bakit kayo umabsent?

Patient: (Hingang Malalim Let's Go!) KASIPODOCNUNGUNAOKNAMANAKOKASOLANGPARANGMAASAMANAYUNGPAKIRAMDAMKOKAYADINAKOPUMASOKMUNATAPOSYUNGLALAMUNANKOMASAKITTAPOSYUNGKASUSKASUANKODINTAPOSNILAGNATNAKONGSOBRAAKALAKOKATAPUSANKONAKASOANDITOPADINAKOBUTINALANGKAYAAYONPOOKNAMANNAAKOKASOMINABUTIKOPONAWAGMUNANGPUMASOKTAPOSAYUNPOANDITONAAKONGAYON.

Me: Mukhang nasobrahan po tayo ng kape ah.

Patient: (Hingang Malalim ulit)

DINAMANPODOCPEROOKLANGPOTALAGAAKOSALAMATNGAPOATNAKABALIKNAAKOPEROBAKAMAMAYAPOUMINOMAKOALAMNIYONAMANPOSATRABAHONATINPANGGABIKAILANGANGISINGTALAGAKAYAMAKAPEHAHAHAHPEROOKNATALAGAAKODOC.

Me: Sige po Fit to work na kayo. Mukhang di na talaga masakit lalamunan niyo.

Patient:(Humingang malalim)....

Me: (Handing papers) Ok na po. 

(Akala ko mabubugahan ulit ako ng bars eh)