Monday, January 9, 2012

"Mercurial shot!"



Mercurial Shot
by: 
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.

Just the other day somebody shot a syringe filled with Mercury though his arm. Some people reading this might be doing the double face smack. People with half the common sense already know that putting anything foreign in your body is already bad news but this guy just had to shoot himself with mercury. The troubling part is not in the act itself but with the way he defended it. He said that his father told him that it would make him “Maliksi” or quick. Come on now. Nobody became Quick Silver (the marvel counterpart of flash) or the Silver Surfer for that matter by ingesting or in this case shooting a syringe full or mercury through their arm. I tell you what would happen though; it’s something quick, a quick death if not treated quickly. The liver won’t be able to filter that much liquid metal in the system and would begin to breakdown as well.

It is sad that people in this day and age are still uninformed about the hazards that mercury can cause. Surely someone must have at least seen or read the news about how mercury is poisoning our streams from the mines. At least they must have heard it from someone and should have taken the advice to heart. So if it isn't the lack of education then it is just that some people will do anything. Even it means shooting down a syringe full of Mercury for gain. Whatever he wanted to gain may it be sexual prowess by being quick or the ability to rob a bank what he got is the short end of the stick. Something that he chose for himself.

"Creepy Crawling in the Dark with Zombies…"

"I am back...."
Creepy Crawling in the Dark with Zombies…
By:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.

     So it has begun…The Dark Ascension Spoilers are among us. There are now officially 13 spoiled cards. Wizards of the coast have been really tight on how they have managed to control any leaks of the products this time. I believe they don’t want this to be a New Phyrexia. Fans of the game can only drool in anticipation and talk to each other about rumors over the holiday. Now we see some of the cards that we would be playing in the pre-release and it is a very exciting time again.


     There are several cards that are great out there but 2 of the exciting cards are Grave Crawler and Zombie Apocalypse with that being said people now know what monster tribe I have chosen to foster. Yup no team Edward (vampire) or team Jacob (werewolves) or team Ghostbusters (geists) for me. Let me deal with dead guts and things that love me for my brain. (Even if they just want to eat it.)




"Zooooombie Apocalypse!!!!"
   

   While Black has always had a slew of creature removal and mass removal effects this black sorcery has the addition of a win condition. In some ways Zombie Apocalypse is a weaker version of Living Death. It has certain weaknesses, it cost one more mana to cast, the creatures it summons from the graveyard aren’t tapped and it should be zombies. It is also limited to when you are fighting humans in the standard format. Human decks like the Gavony tokenators are pretty strong right now and will gain more momentum with additional key cards from this set.

      I guess Zombie Apocalypse is an answer to that particular type of deck and even if faced with the other creature tribes there are still strong zombies that can instantly help you once it gets back into play like the Skin Render who always wants to share a few -1/-1 counters around, with 4 of these popping on the table at the same time it’s a massacre or the Unbreathing Hordes that are virtually unburnable and can finish off the opponent on the next turn. I will give this card a try as soon as it is available just to say its name as I summon it. Zooooombie Apocalypse! Then I’m going to turn on my plants vs. Zombie ring tone for effect.





    Another card that catches my fancy is something that Liliana Vess hints at creating herself. It’s the Grave Crawler and hooboy is it an ugly one and it literally crawls too, it’s tough being a zombie with no legs. The resiliency of this thing reminds me of Bloodghast and you can be sure that it’s going to be used in a lot of Morbid shenanigans in limited. Haven’t seen much of the morbid mechanic yet but there are a couple that are interesting. Imagine the flexibility of a creature from the grave yard, an instant offensive threat when you have other zombies crawling along with it. You could imagine that this would be a great combo piece with Zombie Apocalypse. The swing is just going to be too much.

Well that’s enough of Zombies for now. Back to the real world.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

"Listening to Bolas..."


"Power! Power shall be yours!!!
"Listening to Bolas..."
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.

The other day a dragon talked to me. His name was Nicol Bolas. His name sounded girly to me and it reminded me of Tom Cruises ex-wife but this dragon was nothing like that sexy beast, he was a different beast altogether and he was speaking to me. He told me to build a deck , he told me this as a voice inside my head , now normally I would ignore voices in my head because they always claim to be someone else like being a prophet or something but this dragon ( who was a voice in my head at that time ) had a lot of pretty solid ideas.

He said build me a tri-colored deck and we will vanquish your enemies and conquer the multiverse together. Now I usually can't conquer anything much less the multiverse but I have been getting pretty good at playing Magic cards and Nicol Bolas happened to be one of my latest acquisitions and as it turns out he was acquiring me , much like he did with Sarkhan and Tezzeret. I remember it now, how easily my friend gave me this Planeswalker, he of the colors of Grixis, red and blue and black. Many people are daunted to play the scheming dragon but if they listened like I did the dragon would find a way for you.


Nicol Bolas Whispers Deck

4 X Dragonskull Summit
4 X Crumbling Necropolis
4 X Drowned Catacomb
3 X Tainted Isle
6 X Swamps
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21 Lands

1 X Nicol Bolas
3 X Jace Beleren
3 X Liliana Vess
1 X Chandra Nalaar
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8 Planeswalkers

4 X Rotting Rots
4 X Liliana's Specter
4 X Mind Shrieker
1 X Sheoldred , The Whispering One
1 X Szadek
1 X Nemesis of Reason
1 X Krederekt Leviathan
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16 Creatures

2 X Traumatize
2 X Haunting Echoes
2 X Breakthrough
3 X Diabolic Tutor
4 X Counter Spell
2 X Zombify
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15 Spells


So like a mad scientist I went to my room, there the tomes where great magic was bound (read as 4 pocket binders with 4 copies of a magic card neatly tucked in). My tomes were high as I believe myself a man who can afford what he wants ( especially if they were selling it at a much lower price than the ones in starcitygames.com)…So there I was listening and on my way to building a tri-colored deck…I have always been a necromancer by 2nd nature , my first nature was that of a Fire Mage that burns everything that can be seen , so the dragon played on that , it would be a mill deck that can destroy an opponent by unmercifully picking at his mind ( his library) , whittling it away until there was none left or it can be stand up beat down with an assortment of creatures from different planes.

"It sucks to mill a land..."
Another Planeswalker was added to the mix in the form of Jace Beleren , he would be another muscle in this tri-colored piece and since this would be an experiment in utility , there would be singleton copies of various cards , Sheoldred the Phyrexian praetor that allowed you to summon directly from the graveyard , Szadek , a merciless vampire who milled you , Nemesis of Reason , that did the same only 10 cards at a time per attack, then a copy of Mindshrieker , the bird spirit that allowed you to fill your graveyard and make it bigger in the process almost for a lethal attack each time you paid for its ability as the deck was made to hold several large mana requiring behemoths like the aforementioned creatures . Imagine revealing four 8 mana costing creatures and spells in a row and its goodbye to your opponent.!!!


"Huh?What am I doing here?"


The dragon made sure that there was plenty of control, hand disruption like Rotting Rats and Liliana's Specters were in attendance, card drawers in Breakthrough and Tutoring effects in Diabolic tutor. It was not the perfect fit but Nicol Bolas was happy and with this deck I set off to duel and vanquish my enemies, who are not really my enemies because they are my friends and afterwards we would actually rave about the great ideas that were incorporated into making the deck. Nicol Bolas just won’t listen. He calls it vanquishing foes. I call it having a great time.

     After playing with it though, it was just really good that it can win and win convincingly after a beat down or a mill especially when Nicol Bolas and Jace would play together. It was straight up mill and disruption until no viable threats can be ascertained either by an empty hand or a dwindling library. Nicol Bolas is still flexing his muscles after his victories. Me, I’m just tired from having so much fun.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

"Chance"





Chance --------------------03/06/2011

Close your eyes , hear me whisper
these words that I have always told you
that this reality is meaningless
and I dont want to live in a dream

Hear my faint reminder in your jaded heart
that all is well , as it should be
that there is no rhyme or rhythm
only that there is

Open your eyes and know
this is not where I live
that I am only a shadow
a whisper of what could have been...

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Team Angus:Twilight Zone Moment



Team Angus: Twilight Zone Moment
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.


( Insert creepy song intro here)....While on the way home from our recent Team R&R from Punta Fuego , Nasugbu , Batangas , we made a wrong turn somewhere in Tagaytay and followed a police car to the very end of a dark closed off road , another dark alternate road to the left appeared. We initially argued if we should take that road. Since the police car was there we went and asked directions , we asked if we can take the dark road to the left , the policeman in the car said (and this is verbatim) : "Ang daan na yan ay papunta sa isang liblib na lugar kung saan wala kayong patutunguhan..." they then proceeded to point to a Church 15 minutes back where we came from like all Guardian angels should , as we sped off the car eventually disappeared , I believed that those Policemen were there to help us in our time of need and we appreciate them...we then noticed that all of our messages only got in or got sent out when we were near the Church they pointed us to! There was no signal in that dark area! imagine if the car broke down or we ran out of gas in that place! Thank you God for those men or as we believe Angels disguised as Policemen...

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Smoking Ban on Pinoy Doctors: What was the PMA smoking?




Smoking ban on Pinoy Doctors: What was the PMA smoking?
by:
Virgilio F. De leon Jr.

The Philippine Medical Association has passed a law that bans Filipino Doctors from Smoking, the reason they gave was so doctors would serve as good role models for their patients. Another reason was that Patients now need not fear of being affected by Doctors second hand smoke (which has a greater risk for lung cancer).

      The reason behind it is well intentioned but it is absurd to believe that every doctor will comply with this. People would not quit cold turkey just because the PMA said so. I don’t smoke personally but I just think that this is ridiculous on so many levels.

     One, you are talking about a particular group of people who have endured stresses far beyond that of a normal human being, for people who have parents who are also doctors, the stress to achieve is insanely high, the demand to excel and be accepted to a prestigious Medical school and then work as a Resident under the tutelage of some of the harshest teachers. Doctors have it rough, no one will see it, and no one will understand it unless they are Doctors themselves. Smoking is part of that culture, it is part of coping up with stress, and Even the President admits that he needs it to relax. People think that Doctors have time to cope with other things like watching a movie or going to a gym, those things are great but most would rather sleep after a grueling 36 hour duty cycle and the easiest way to cool off hot heads and bruised egos is to burn a few sticks behind the OPD at night, or in the parking lot where not a lot of people could see. Smoking Doctors are hypocrites in a sense since everyone who has picked up a Medical book knows that smoking is dangerous for one’s health but when you are low on funds and there are few recreational things you can do on such a time consuming profession smoking is always accessible and always willing to give you a little stress busting outlet. You cannot change an entire complex culture overnight, which makes me want to ask, what the hell has the PMA been smoking?

     Two, the likelihood of a Physician smoking and actually affecting a patient with second hand smoke is almost next to nil. You would have to be exposed to a physicians smoking habits for a long time to be affected at all, so unless you are lovers or drinking buddies with your doctor your chances are very slim. Doctors are very conscious of how patients perceive them, and I don’t think a physician in his right mind would ever smoke in front of his/her patients while diagnosing their illnesses? Most Consultants if not all are very discrete about these kind of habits; you would have to spend a long time with them before even knowing they have it. They have secret places to do it in too; the reason is that image means money to doctors as well. It’s sad that the public was even encouraged to rat our smoking doctors, imagine the insane amount of texts that would pour in, the man hours needed to examine and process everything, not to underestimate or demean the PMA but I don’t think they have the man power to do this kind of thing and it would be a very questionable act to allocate funding for this particular issue when medicines are needed in far flung places and physicians are moving to different countries for greener pastures. And when asked what they would do to offending Physicians? We will cross that bridge when we get there, the spokesperson said. An ominous threat? That’s all you have to say an ominous threat? These aren’t Clerks or First year residents anymore; saying things like that would work on the young, try saying these things to the established consultants, the ones who have the pulling power. I don’t even think everyone in the PMA agrees with this ruling. This isn’t high school and the right to pollute one’s self with toxic substances is ones responsibility. The Physician is ultimately responsible for himself. He gets cancer, he had it coming, but no organization has the right to dictate one’s life choices, we even say that to our patients who don’t want blood transfusions. Self Determination, something that people often but seldom understand.

     I do not smoke. I quit more than 2 decades ago because it was bad for me. I am not an advocate for smokers. I have friends who smoke who will never stop smoking , one will say my grandfather died at the age of 110 and he was still smoking till his last day , and another will say , Damn them , I won’t let them take away something that I enjoy. I write this because there is a sense of madness and impulsiveness in this ruling. As if somebody thought about it one day and said come on, let’s just do it and see what happens.
I am writing this because I am a Writer first and a Doctor second. And as both I say, there is no way this will stick, you can bet a whole carton of cigarettes that it won’t.

The Principle of Fire!




Hunyo's Principle of Fire!

20 mountains

Creatures:
Chandra's spitfire 4
Kiln fiend 4
Bloodshot cyclops 4


Spells:
Searing blaze 4
punishing fire 4
Forked bolt 4
Burst lightning 4
Lightning bolt 4
Pyretic ritual 4
Fling 4


This deck is pretty straight forward my friend , you burn people to death!

Among the spells only pyretic ritual doesn't deal direct damage...it is there to get Chandra's spitfire on turn 2...remember that as you study this simple yet elegant deck. it can bring the cyclops out on turn 3 as well , assuring a whopping 4/4 meaty goodness ass kickin on the 4Th turn.

The 2 creatures here become very big because of spells , the spitfire gets +3/0 every time you directly damage or burn someone , the kiln fiend gets a +3/0 every time you cast an instant or sorcery...since most of the spells here are one to cast or two to cast its pretty safe to say that they will get really fat really fast...the cyclops is just there to deal out damage to your opponents big creatures at 4/4 but believe me with the fire power packing in this deck none of your opponents creatures can stay alive for long on the battlefield.

Early game strategy:

If your opponent is running a lot of creatures early just burn them away and use the principle of Sligh , drop a creature , burn your enemies blocker and attack, its best if you can cast your spells first and burn someone before for you attack for the plus power.

The possible finisher is Fling , you can burn people , then attack with a pumped up creature and then Fling it to them as well( if you have 2 open mana). if you pumped your kiln fiend for lets say 9 with 3 burn spells , you can fling it for that amount of damage...go figure! Don't be surprised if you don't often use this finishing move , there are plenty of ways to win with this deck...

Remember that you would get beaten on the early get go since you are just getting a handle on your deck but keep on playing and they will see how awesome this deck built is. The principle of fire be with you my friend. Reach out and fry someone.

Note: This was a deck list meant for my good ol' Buddy Tagz who wanted to start his Spark Again...Keep on burning...